Halllooo everybody, we’ve now finalized your start group assignments. Per the Head Buffoon, these ARE the assignments — if you don’t like where you are, tough noogies. You’ve had more than a month to make your case for a different pole position, and now we distribute these names across all the other record keeping lists necessary to stage the event and account for you on/off the Backbone Trail.

So, make new friends and enjoy the journey, whatever time that journey begins.

FINAL COYOTE BACKBONE TRAIL START GROUPS

Oh, and the final, full list of players is now posted here. See you sooooon!